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Three Pillows is my girlfriend, that’s her name.
She never ever whinges or complains.
No need for fancy dinners or champagne.
She has no lame excuses or migraines.

I am longing for the next time when we meet.
She lies patiently for me between the sheets.
She shares my bed, my dreams, I love her needle work and seems.
And she comforts me at night as I sleep.

Please don’t think it funny or think it strange.
I assure you that I have not gone insane.
Three Pillows is my girlfriend- that’s her name.
Please don’t come between us, cause she’s staying.

Three Pillows looks inviting dressed in linen.
But I’d love her if she dressed like a quilt.
And I’ll cuddle her in cotton; and I’ll snuggle when in satin.
But I love her most of all in her silken slip.

Three Pillows has a heart as soft as foam.
And while she’s here with me I’m not alone.
And I know after the wedding, we’ll lie here in the bedding.
And this secret love affair will be known.

With Three Pillows in my life there’ll be no tears.
A pillow-fight is something we do not fear.
As we know I won’t be looking at those perky lounge room cushions.
With Three Pillows in the bedroom calling me.

Well- Pillow is her name.
Pillow talks her game.
She knocked me off my feet last night.
And tonight she’ll do the same.
I know her name is strange.
But I love here just the same.
She’s probably got a sister
If you want I’ll get her name.